The MINI x Pokemon Car is Apparently Never Coming Out!
You see, I’m gay. And gays cannot drive. This has been established historically. Do you know what gays can do? Like Pokémon. When I saw what looked like a Pokemoncar, I was not tempted to spend much money. But I did briefly visualize what it would feel like to drive a car with Pikachu on its head-up display. The MINI x Pokemon Aceman concept was a mere concept. I now regret the life I could have led driving that car.
This car looks great! There are a few unnecessary features, such as a projector and an OLED screen that Pikachu uses to inform you when the electric car has been charged. It would be possible to plug a gaming console, similar to plugging a smartphone into most modern cars. This would allow you to protect your game from the Aceman onto a wall.
This seemed absurd and probably very expensive. I had a perfectly good car then, but my internal arguments were cut short when I was informed that this car would not be released. Car companies do this. People whose only source of serotonin is to buy things with Pikachu on their bodies with a life they cannot truly live are teased.
